Substituting eyeliner with a Sharpie marker ten minutes before a board meeting could provide less than favorable results.
edited to add photo since
smeddley believes that photos prove existence

also, it's very difficult to take a photo of one's self with a darn camera phone...and it looks worse in person...this photo only looks like it's my first time trying eyeliner
edited to add photo since

also, it's very difficult to take a photo of one's self with a darn camera phone...and it looks worse in person...this photo only looks like it's my first time trying eyeliner